What's a principal to do when the kids won't obey?

A court found the NY Port Authority 68% liable for bombing their own building?!

Hillary and Obama might just as well walk down the street throwing rocks into people's living rooms.

More people expect to see E.T. round the corner than their Social Security check in the mailbox 40 years from now.

Men seem to feel that if a woman lies about not wanting to get married it's OK to lie to her about having a relationship.

Family relationships are the most fundamental relationships among human beings.

It seems pretty clear that McCain expects to reach the Oval Office without the Republican base.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle?

A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

Barack and Hillary shoot each other in the feet.