I thank God that I've got enough sense to own a gun and that I was able to use it to prevent a possibly serious crime against my family.

Hillary is right in pointing out that most parents could use some help, but it doesn't take a village. It especially doesn't take a village of government-funded social workers, most of whom are either not yet married or divorced.

Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Hermann Goering is laughing.

Bureaucracies never die, and India's still uses genuine red tape.