It's bad enough that we're trillions in debt, shouldn't we at least not give money to murderous terrorists?

The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.