This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Is Obama a good change, or otherwise?

Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

John McCain loves his country too much.