It's bad enough that we're trillions in debt, shouldn't we at least not give money to murderous terrorists?

But for anyone else, a frozen hell.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.