The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

It's shockingly simple...