Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...

Reuters reports trouble at the North Pole.

It's a far better thing, as well as much easier, for government to act to prevent a disaster, or at least to warn residents loudly and clearly of the potential consequences of their foolish choices.

Inspecting IDs is a waste of time and money, but it's ideal from the bureaucratic point of view because it doesn't solve the problem.