Rep. Charles Rangel, author of our tax code, still can't pay his taxes correctly. But he's not a crook...

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

For the stated purpose of reviving our economy, this is nothing more than an exercise in silliness.

If you aren't quite sure just what you want, they can't really help.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.