The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

But for anyone else, a frozen hell.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.