Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

What on earth is a US Army officer doing kissing the Koran?

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.