Throughout the administration of the Devil Incarnate, George W. Bush, the amount of trees, flowers, and pretty birds all over the world has increased.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

You'd expect there to be a decreasing number of polar bears out there. You'd be wrong.

Our government's wrongheaded policies are causing an artificial and avoidable famine worldwide.

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.

Some people have the temerity to ask whether the fact that the earth is not getting warmer might be proof that the earth is, in fact, not warming.

When was the last time at an environmental group changed their mind about anything?

It's been said that the government should stay out of the bedroom. They can jolly well stay out of my bathroom too!

Seeking a solution at the dairy farm is not a bad idea.