Barack Obama takes on a new job: Partner of God.

Are Democrats saying that Michelle Obama is not descended from a monkey?

Mr. Obama, do you want to achieve Ronald Reagan stature? Then read this letter!

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

It's shockingly simple...

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.