Rep. Charles Rangel, author of our tax code, still can't pay his taxes correctly. But he's not a crook...

But not by us, for once!

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

For the stated purpose of reviving our economy, this is nothing more than an exercise in silliness.

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...