The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

But for anyone else, a frozen hell.

But not by us, for once!

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...