By Hobbes | Aug 22, 2008 | 4
Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?
By Hobbes | Aug 13, 2008 | 2
When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.
By Petrarch | Aug 7, 2008 | 5
A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.
By Hobbes | Jul 11, 2008 | 1
Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.
By Hobbes | Jul 9, 2008 | 8
Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.
By Hobbes | Jun 19, 2008 | 1
Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"
By Petrarch | Jun 2, 2008 | 4
Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.
By Petrarch | May 16, 2008 | 0
It's simply common sense that the nicer a life you have if you don't work, the more people will choose not to work and the pickier they will be about what job they might be willing to accept.
By Petrarch | Apr 22, 2008 | 9
A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.
By Hobbes | Apr 4, 2008 | 3
The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...