A professional law-enforcement officer has re-learned the lessons of history and is offering people who live under his jurisdiction a chance to protect themselves.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Should a drivers' license have anything to do with the ability to drive a vehicle safely?

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

And be proud of it?