The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

But for anyone else, a frozen hell.

But not by us, for once!

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...

It is claimed that this boat runs on biodiesel made form the crew's fat and that it is carbon-neutral. But how is that calculated?